Quote of the Day (2014-01-07)

Lisa Simpson: Dad, look!

[holds TV up]

Homer Simpson: Television! Teacher, mother...

Homer Simpson: [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading - rising! Fading... fading... gone.

[Family sighs]

Homer Simpson: Come, family. sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow.

[Hours later, everyone is frozen]

man introducing Tony Awards: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!

Bart Simpson: [With difficulty] Homer... change channel.

Homer Simpson: Can't! frozen!

[music on TV: "One chorus line of people...ô?]

Homer Simpson: [Family screams]

Homer Simpson: Urge to kill... rising...

Source: The Simpsons